The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
by Waltz69 June 30, 2015
A landing strip on a woman.
by Stelleah July 23, 2014
when a guy named Jeremy wants to express his desire to blow other guys, and proclaims it by peacocking with his goatee by dying it blue to show other men he will quench your blue balls with his readily available mouth hole.
by defnottim July 15, 2021
by Michael Mays March 17, 2024
by Michael Mays March 17, 2024
The goatee sex position is where neither party shaves any part of their body for a minimum of three weeks and then 69’s
by HeyItsNatalieC December 12, 2020
Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024