gargling

When you cum in a girls arse and wait for her to fart.
Apparently (not that i'd know its the funniest thing in the world)

"I was totally gargling that bitch last night it was piss funny"

by Goth MC August 4, 2009

gorping

Gorping is the process of cleaning out a Marijuana pipe to obtain Gorp. -- Central PA State College Area

Hey I will be out as soon as I get done gorping this pipe.

by MommaGee January 6, 2014

gardling

A garden railing that you grind upon

Thats some nice gardling you got going there~

by Shmoopey June 12, 2011

pis gargling

The act of curing a sore throat by gargling with dog urine

My negro roomate was pis gargling with the german shepard when i came home today.

by carl eba September 30, 2007

gorping

You will need two people and a dead pregnant woman. To gorp, or "gorping" requires that you place the body of a recently deceased pregnant woman under a raised plat form, such as a ladder or a tree. One person then climbs the ladder or tree, and one person places their mouth over the exposed vagina of said dead woman. Person one then jumps on the stomach of the women which causes the dead fetus to shoot out the vagina into the mouth of person two. What you choose to do from here is up to the individual.

Peter, meet me at the cemetery at midnight. I have a strong urge to go gorping tonight.

by RichDangerously December 24, 2007

gnarling

A darling who you want to gnaw on.

Anna, you are my gnarling.

by Ron Jichman March 10, 2016

gapling

A faggot ass queer as a weasel nerd that has a gay voice, trys to act like he's cool, and trys to act so great by pretending he's "bad" oooooooooo im so impressed(sarcasm)dresses in shit 5 dollar clothes, and trys to act so cool and rlly fails like a fag.

a Gapling: yeaaa, ya know wut, YOU NEW WUUUYEEETTT, yeeeaaa, so wuzzzupppp
Cool Kid: umm, yo?
the Gapling: so, yea, like, i totally like, yeaaaa ran away from home, but my mom wont find me, the cops wont find, me, yeaaaaaaa so like should i get outta town till like 10 o clock like rlly l8
Cool Kid: wtf r u saying u didn't run away wow dude...
the Gapling: (uses phone dial for bleeps) *BLEEP*BLEEP
Cool Kid:umm wtf?
the Gapling: see how much im cursin' im cursin yeeeuhhhhh, u motha *BLEEP
Cool Kid: like bleep effects by dialing the numbers on ur phone...
Gapling: yeaa but like....yeaaaa....my mom, like totally called the cops, but they aint gonna find meee...... yeaaaa.......
Cool Kid: WOW SO GREEAATT WOW(not)so like txt me when ur done being(a faggot) a bad boiiiiiii whoaaa
Gapling: ohh yeaa i was a bad boi and i cant text my momm blocked ittt......
Cool Kid: Well ur a fucking queer bate cuntpidgeon.
Gapling: (Sounds of looking up words on the internet)well.. you uhhh....... you suck.. cock....yea u suck cock. heheheh
Gapling: yeaa, so like u no wut im a lil mad 2day
Gapling: i had like 5 girlfriends that all broke up with my, cuz i was cheat in duhhhhh(gay voice)
Cool Kid: SUREEEE u RLLY CAN GET THAT MANY GIRLS(sarcasm)
Cool Kid: BYE FAGGOT(hangs up)

by Mark Regal April 22, 2008