Gummer

an old business man, usually having an affair with a younger man.

The gummer stood there with his diamond eyes, pinstripe suit, stale drinks, and lipstick prints on his collar from the man in the bathroom.

by Josh Ripoff February 1, 2009

gummer

Aka Soul Sucker. ex./ { Wow man, at that point it's no longer considered a blow job but rather a soul suck. I literally felt air siphoning in through my B-hole she was sucking so hard. }

It is how the best blowjobs are born. How do you compete with the flippdy flappidy suction power of lips and gums wrapping around your PeePee. It transcends the term "BlowJob" and rises to the exquisite glory of a "SoulSuck".

Dude, she gave such a mean blowjob that I knew then and there it was my life's destiny to feed her food that would rot the teeth out of her head. I CAN NOT wait to start the tradition "After Dinner Gummers" . By the time she's done soul sucking the devils gonna wonder where his prize is at my funeral.

by ElevateViaLove January 5, 2017

gummer

a super nice and funny person. she got a fat azz and nice boobies.

bro!!! did you see how good gummer looks today??

by barbiegirl7898 April 25, 2020

glimmer

To play with a large amount of money when gambling or playing poker. The large amount you are playing with is your glimmer.

"I had to put some glimmer in play to get back to even"

by ACG2x January 3, 2004

gummer

one who has no teeth. a prostitute or whore. real sketchy in apearance. a mess, or messy. slutty, possibly having std's or full bore AIDS.

friend: YOA NAG! look at this greasy bitch havin a dart.
me: yikes, quite the gummer

or

friend: wow this chick smells like fish.
other friend: must be some sort of bottom feeder.
me: ya man, shes gummi'n hard!

by THE BINGER January 16, 2012

Glommer

Another word for a popular person, never seen without another person, is never alone. Seems to always be happy and in-the-know... always moving around, the total hybrid.

The Glommers walked by, gossiping about something they were too cool to tell us.

by missybrightside January 31, 2008

granny gummer

An old woman. Referring to them being so old they have dentures. AKA, G.I.L.F. Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck

This weekend I had sex with a granny gummer.

by Papi Chulo 79 July 28, 2006