Glooning

As you are jerking off, right as you are about to cum, grab gorilla glue and quickly glue your urethra shut. Let it sit for as long as it needs to for the adhesive to solidify itself, then return to jerking off until you ejaculate.

No, not right now mom, I'm busy glooning!

by BeardownNinja March 7, 2025

Glonkin

To copy some1 else's style or steez and make it so pretentious that its totally ruined .

Owen: "Bro stop glonking my steez"

by kalifragilistic June 18, 2025

Gwinking

to Gwink is to do something normal at an abnormal time or to do something abnormal at a normal time

example ; Bro i was up last night Gwinking : eating french fries and waffles at 11 PM

by Anders O November 1, 2025