Glomp

(v.) - To shit on someone sexually.

(n.) - A shit that you did on someone sexually.

I glomped the homies goodnight.

I ate the glomp I did on my homie.

by The Ohio Booty Tickler October 22, 2023

Double Glomp

To glomp with double the energy and power.....usually ending with somebody injured.

Person A: (Double glomps Person B)
Person B: (Has a broken rib) Oww, why did you double glomp me?
Person A: I missed you ^___^

by Super Duper Mega Ultra November 27, 2009

Glompa

A cross between a Glomp and a Chompa. Can be used as a both a noun or a verb.

v. When seeing my girlfriend in the airport, I ran at her and Glompaed her.

by Bjoink September 16, 2009

glampse

Short for glamourous

She is looking well glampse today

by kipzonderkop November 30, 2013

glampire

Commonly inferred as a metrosexual (or, in some cases, sexually confused) vampire, the term is more popularly linked to Edward Cullen from the Twilight Series. Meaning, glampires are inherently gay and drive stakes through their asses.

Blade: What the fuck, vampires aren't supposed to SPARKLE!

Edward: Oh no honey, I'm a glampire. I rock the glitter and it's FABULOUS. I don't bite my victims, but I do recommend tasteful color schemes for their homes, as well as feng shui tips.

by Stephenie Meyer is a fail April 7, 2009

Glomp

To jump on and hug someone (usually friends).
Often used in both anime and the internet.

With a yell/warning of "GLOMP" A tackled her friend, B, with a hug and refused to let go.

by OMG-APPLE December 17, 2008

glomplesnug

Derived from the words glomp and snuggle.
To tackle/hug someone, then proceed to snuggle with them by means of a snuggly-hug.

" ^_^ *glomplesnugs* "
" Watch out, or i'll glomplesnug you! "

by Lemon Candies June 7, 2004