When a man has the perfect amount of girth.
Omg, his girth game is on point!”
by ddamom June 1, 2019
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Big RED aka chief TT clapper
Have you seen the big Girth Guzzler, man is shredded lately from all the crossfit
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A fat, plump or unusually large turd that often presents great difficulties and inconveniences.
ex. A.)

"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."

ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."
by Plarzmo August 12, 2011
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the amount of weights or tomatoes you can sustain strapped to your penis giving you a good idea of your girth
my girth is immense i can take 20 g on it

or

my girth is awesome i can sustain 20 cherry toms
by benji haynes May 31, 2005
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A challenge consisting of one brave lad trying to chug a rack of Keystone Lights up is anus. This task is very challenging and few have succeeded.

This challenge directly tests your girth for example, someone who can do the challenge and survive has incredible girth.
Jack: Oh no what happened to grant?
James: I gave him the Girth challenge and he couldn't take it.
Jack: Thats awful will he be okay?
James: probably not, he had pretty weak girth.
by Swag Master Cloud August 8, 2011
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Someone who's large penis attracts apes.
We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey
by lexie116 February 6, 2008
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A person of immense girth/wideness, usually morbidly obese, and unable to move
Check out the ass on Girth Brooks over there
by ricardo montalban November 21, 2003
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