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Girth Control

A woman's state of being so overweight that nobody would want to have sex with her, thus reducing her chances of becoming pregnant to zero.
It looks like Kirstie Alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia; she must be on girth control.
by octopus-5 January 25, 2010
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Girth Girl

Big Titty Bertha stroked her chin, bit her lip, and whispered
Fuuuuck
Felipe jogged over to the hottie and shouted, “damn, you’re one girth girl.”
by xashpash February 20, 2021
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Girth Purse

A girth purse is a vagina with abnormally large lips or clitoris making it difficult for penetration because of the swollen mass of flesh engulfing male genatalia...and is also where YOUR money is going into.
Stacy almost ripped my penis right off with her girth purse!
by m1dnite October 2, 2009
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girth monkeys

the person who rides girth like a horney chimp
by Phill Stone January 16, 2004
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Girth Spirt

When a pregnant woman has an abnormal feeling of excessive growth & weight gain overnight seemingly to have gained pounds of weight and inches to her torso.
Girl: "Damn baby how you feeling these days?"
Pregnant girl: "I feel like I gained 5 damn pounds last night in my sleep."
Girl: " I remember those days. That's a Girth Spirt."
by itookmymedicine June 13, 2009
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Girth worm

Dude, look at that girth worm. It looks like it crawled out of a steak brain!
by vealteen March 14, 2010
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girth nap

Its when you take a nap and when you wake up your dick is bigger.
The coach went to take a girth nap and when he woke up his dick was bigger.
by Aidscurescancer August 15, 2014
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