A woman's state of being so overweight that nobody would want to have sex with her, thus reducing her chances of becoming pregnant to zero.
It looks like Kirstie Alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia; she must be on girth control.
by octopus-5 January 25, 2010
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“Fuuuuck”
Felipe jogged over to the hottie and shouted, “damn, you’re one girth girl.”
“Fuuuuck”
Felipe jogged over to the hottie and shouted, “damn, you’re one girth girl.”
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A girth purse is a vagina with abnormally large lips or clitoris making it difficult for penetration because of the swollen mass of flesh engulfing male genatalia...and is also where YOUR money is going into.
by m1dnite October 2, 2009
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Get the girth monkeys mug.When a pregnant woman has an abnormal feeling of excessive growth & weight gain overnight seemingly to have gained pounds of weight and inches to her torso.
Girl: "Damn baby how you feeling these days?"
Pregnant girl: "I feel like I gained 5 damn pounds last night in my sleep."
Girl: " I remember those days. That's a Girth Spirt."
Pregnant girl: "I feel like I gained 5 damn pounds last night in my sleep."
Girl: " I remember those days. That's a Girth Spirt."
by itookmymedicine June 13, 2009
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