Florida or Germany

Bizarre human behavior. So named because such behavior is especially common in Florida and Germany. Popularized by Adam Corolla of the Loveline radio program, as callers would phone the show, give an example of bizarre behavior, then Adam and others in the studio would guess whether the event happened in Florida or Germany. Someone with good knoweldge of either location can tell which due to cultural differences between Florida and Germany.

"A 17 year-old was recently arrested for attempting to rob a bank with a potato gun. Florida or Germany?"

by Whiskey Zulu December 7, 2003

Florida or Germany?

Office game whereby one worker reads a shocking headline to another coworker, who must identify the location of origin as Florida or Germany.
Honestly, most screwed up stuff happens in either Florida or Germany.

Jim: "Father locked daughter in basement for 24 years and repeatedly raped her. Florida or Germany?"

Joe: "Oh that HAS to be Germany."

Jim: "Correct!"

by cr8rface January 22, 2009

germany

Im german american. and i hate people who call germans nazi's. and most of these people are english.why? because they are too fucking jealous that we have achieved everything they ever wanted to. we won the world cup 3 times. we would have taken over the world if america wouldnt exist and your all pissed off that ur damn little island was almost bombed into a wasteland if it wasnt for americans..AGAIN. and oh yeah we were the first people to conquer ur shitty little island. oh and ur so crap that when u go to olympics u have to team up with ireland and wales and scotland cus ur athletes are too shit to have their own team. "THE UNITED KINGDOM" and oh yeah ur country is still the only one which is ruled by a fucking queen. U cant make cars, u cant make food, u cant make guns, U CANT DO SHIT! one tiger tank usually took out 4-5 of ur crappy little boxes on wheels. you people just piss me the fuck off. and then u come with ur little shit excuses: BUT U KILLED SO MANT PEOPLE AND STARTED 2 WORLD WARS!!...YEAH WELL AT LEAST WE DIDNT TRY TO ENSLAVE PEOPLE. and oh yeah im not a racist. to the few decent english people im sorry, but the rest off you can go to hell.

english guy: the british navy is great
german: what navy? they were sunk by germany's U-Boats (submarine)

by fadyl July 29, 2006

germany

Only Justin bieber would looks this up.

Search bieber germany if you do no understand.

by Gert Hammers May 9, 2010

Techno Germany

Techno Germany, the greatest band to ever come out Techno Europia!

A band with 2 awesome managers e.g. Reece and Dean

The pure definition of Techno

'Wow that band is great'
'Not as awesome as Techno germany though'
'I agree'

'That band has awesome managers'
'Much like Techno Germany'

' I love Techno music'
'You should listen to Techno Germany'

by lars Marfach March 4, 2009

Germanyballism

Germanyballism is a far-right libertarian ideology. Germanyballists hate communists and nazis, and are very hypocritic. Germanyballists also are insanely manipulative, lie a lot, and make a great amount of excuses. They masquerade as non-biased but in reality, they conceal heavy, heavy bias. When they cannot counter arguments, they resort to swearing and avoiding the argument. This was first found in user 𝔊𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶𝔟𝔞𝔩𝔩#6127 on Discord.

Oh my, that hypocrite is an obvious example of Germanyballism

by just a random discord user June 18, 2021

Nigeria vs Germany World Cup

hey Them niggas ran as fast as they could down the wang and the Germans were persistent staying in the locker room showers calling each other tosspots.

The gif isn’t true the guy is white and NIGGAS need there redemption from the slavery days ya know NIGGAS?I ENJOYED WATCHING THE NIGERIA VS GERMANY WORLD CUP GAME.

by Kurtis Heathrow January 14, 2020