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Gerber

One thousand dollars. Originates from 1G. A Gerber is a baby stack of money on its way to growing up to become a million dollar man. Can be shortened to Gerb.
I made a straight gerber slingin' bootlegged concert tees last night.
by Harshmallows January 30, 2019
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Gerber Virgin

A limp dick cuck who nuts out a kid just so he can say hes a dad.
Dave is a Gerber Virgin because has no idea how to raise a kid and doesnt even want a kid but was told its what most people do so he knocked his girl up.
by jp111 July 21, 2018
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Gerber scale

The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would

- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that
by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022
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gerbering

incoherent speech that sounds like a mix of baby talk and mumbling ( normally occurs in a drunken state)
i cant understand a word you said you were gerbering
by jefftkor March 18, 2011
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Gerber

Gerber is a fat old person.

bariatric refers to a fat person.

geriatric is an old person.
Why is that Gerber a pain in the ass.
by Smalldick3 January 12, 2024
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Gerber Backshots

Giving homosexual backshots whilst singing "Hot To Go" by Chappell Roan
"I heard adam giving some Gerber Backshots to shane last night!"
by jeffyp_fo_real January 23, 2025
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Gerber Technique

The multi-generational technique for going down on mules.
The Gerber Technique is taught for those looking to work with mules.
by Maginoff August 20, 2011
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