gerasshole

the type of guy who makes out with his girlfriend on Valentine's Day at the movies and the a day later makes out with another girl at the same movies

that guys such a gerasshole

by ihatetay May 15, 2016

Gerasimos

Being a Gerasimos means that you have perfectly dark hair, perfect brown skin, perfect drip (unlucky his nemesis "Harris") Hes extremely strong, extremely clean, the girls are in line for him and his Yasuo, Zed and Lee are beyond this world. Hes often considered to be the "Bester man" by everyone.

Boy 1: Bro im so useless i cant anymore
Boy 2: I know bro, you're completely useless be like Gerasimos bro

by DefinetelyNotGera November 20, 2021

garbasmic

When something is so trash, so awful, so terrible, absolutely straight up garbage, that you have to orgasm in response to your rage.

I recieved a letter last week that was so short and deprived of any true meaning, I rage-fapped - it was garbasmic.

by Definitelynotyourgf March 16, 2023

Gerbal Chaser

A male homosexual who plays the role of the pitcher during anal sex.

Richie enjoys the feeling of gerbals tickling his rectum. Spencer, his partner, likes to f*ck that rectum. He's a gerbal chaser.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

gerbal smuggler

smuggling gerbals in your asshole

richard gere is a gerbal smuggler

seth hedstrom smuggles gerbels

by chubbs onapa August 17, 2012

gerbisexual

One who enjoys sex with gerbils. Usually involves the insertion of a gerbil into one's anus which results in stimulation produced by the struggling gerbil. Longer-tailed gerbils are preferred, leaving plenty of room for removing the gerbil from the anus.

After a long session with gerbils last night, one was missing, so I ended up in the Emergency Room having to expain that I was a gerbisexual.

by Gerbil Sex Pig March 27, 2015

gerbs

An intense feeling of exhaustion, which leads to irrational acts of stupidity, such as sticking a giant cucumber in your pants and standing in the middle of a highway. Symptoms include fits of bizzare laughter, extreme muscle fatigue,and loss of all mental capabilities. Causes include, but are not limited to: heavy farm work, long distance running, hanging out with your friends for too long. WARNING: if you or your friends are experiencing "gerbs" quit working, find shade and drink water immediatly, or risk the effects of this terrible ailment.

"Oh dude, shit. Gerbs." or "Geh...ge....gerbs....."-then die a slow death. or just plain old "GEERRRRRRBS"

by Johnwolfman42 September 1, 2006