feed da geese

beat off (see taking herman to the circus)

between classes i ran to the bathroom and began feeding the geese.

by porter November 11, 2003

Nose for stabbing geese

A large, long, pointy nose that in a pinch could be used for stabbing geese.

Adrien Brody has a nose for stabbing geese

by Smerrk August 1, 2012

geeked out

Someone who is using methamphetamines and is skitzing or behaving obsessively about doing something is geeked out. Someone spending hours to accomplish a meaningless task: trying to fix and unbroken item, playing games for obscene amounts of time, picking at skin for no reason, deciding to organize an unruley amount of items by color-shape-size-alphabetically-and numerically when it does not freaking matter. All done in consecutive amounts of time-without breaks & without blinking!

MAN 1: "You mean you skitzed last night and have been organizing all 5,000 baseball cards according to the third initial in the players last name? Man your geeked out!"
MAN 2: no reply because focused too hard on pointless task & did not even hear MAN 1 talk.

by shera September 16, 2007

geeseman

he comes to your house in midnight and takes your baby geese away :(

mum: be careful, lock your toilet seat tonight, the geeseman might come
kid: mum its fine my geese are safe
next day
kid: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shoot my geese are gone

by depressed cow January 15, 2020

Kicking Geese

To get really fucked up and vibe with your friends.

Hey do you and Mary wanna come kicking geese with me?

Hell yeah let's ditch Elliot, he's not down to kick the geese

by Hantp November 7, 2019

peace to / with the geese

to rock out with your cock out - to move away from the current away

you - i am going to peace with the geese

by Marlin September 9, 2003

Geesebumps

A plural form of Goosebumps. The origin of this word actually derives from an Indian Gypsy. He was known to find new ways to piss off her friends, but a few members of society kept him around because his Gypsy magic was mildly entertaining. He created this word as an inventive way to be annoying as he relished in correcting others.

Solomon: It's kinda chilly in here. Both of us have goosebumps.
Arul (the gypsy): Ahem, don't you mean both of us have geesebumps.
Solomon: *slaps him in the face*

by flamingcalamari June 13, 2016