guncle

A term used by a family to describe their gay uncle. (mostly behind the uncle's back b/c he may not be out of the closet yet)

My wife's guncle likes to get his bag waxed at the salon.

by spermgurgle August 1, 2005

guncle widow

A woman you goes for long periods without seeing her husband or boyfriend because the latter is always away with his gay uncle (see GUNCLE)

Francine went to the spa to pamper herself after boldly announcing to her boyfriend that her days of being a guncle widow were now over.

by Andrew Roedell February 5, 2007

the gauntlet

a high level drinking/drug game, commonly played by college students. first you take a hit off of a bong, then you chug a can of beer without exhaling, then after drinking the beer you exhale the smoke out of your nose and crunch the can on your forehead.

dude how high are you, and how'd you get that bruise on your head? Man im so high.... but last night i did the gauntlet!

by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007

Gaunlets

Referring to someone's forearms.

During the fight, his gaunlets protected him from a flurry of punches.

by Dante Valient December 17, 2006

Guncle Tom

A gay man, most often white, who considers themselves a Republican, fundamentalist Christian, or a part of any group where hating gay people is part of their core platform. They are often wealthy/privileged which allows them to be protected from the anti-gay policies and hatred their affiliates advocate. They find their wealth or status to be more important than being gay and the well-being of the LGBT community.

Peter Thiel often gives a lot of money to republican political campaigns. He openly stumps for extremely anti-gay politicians like Mike Pence and Trump. Peter Thiel is a Guncle Tom.

by AedanRoberts May 5, 2021

Toblerone Gauntlet

The outcome of giving a sexual partner too vigorous an anal fisting, resulting in a hand covered in unpleasant fecal matter that resembles a melted Toblerone over ones' fist & lower arm.

Bill: "Went a bit mad on the fisting last night..."
Ben: "Really? What happened?"
Bill: "Went in too deep, ended up wearing the Toblerone Gauntlet."
Ben: "Dude, that's sick!"
Bill: "Yeah. That's what your mom said."

by Tod316uk October 8, 2008

The Gauntlet

A fictional place where you tell people you will send them to be punished or send them to compete. The Gauntlet, although strcitly imaginary, is like an arena with traps, like giant balls that chase after you and spikes that come from the floor. It is used as a comical threat that doesn't really mean anything.

Ms. Middlebrooks was pissed at me. She's probably going to send me to The Gauntlet.

by The Zookeeper June 15, 2005