Gaffi

When something is not good.
Mostly used by a group of bros and Achmed in particular.

Poll: Ey Achmed I failed flipping the joined.

Achmed: Thats pretty Gaffi man.

by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 September 20, 2019

Nasty Garcia

When a man and woman do a Dirty Sanchez and then, he continues rubbing it into a full beard.

She looked into the mirror and was astonished to see how her Nasty Garcia looked!

by Heavy GG June 5, 2018

Alex Garcia

A dumbass who fucks your wife and is bad at smash bros

That Alex Garcia is such a dumbass, I wish I could fuck his wife and make him eat my shit.

I beat him at smash the other day and he got mad and walked right up and punched my cat in the face, And started crying. I had to call the cops on this douche cuz he was out of control

by Hitler the great June 13, 2020

Kelly Garcia

One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She is amazing,smart,funny and so many other great things and when u meet her u will instantly fall in love with her and will just wanna hold her and kiss her and never want to let go. She is the greatest person ever.

amazing beautiful Kelly Garcia

by marcus fon April 22, 2011

Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield also known as the best Spider-Man and the most comic accurate, is a British actor.

Yo nigga did you see the amazing Spider-Man 2 with Andrew Garfield?

by Spider-hoe September 9, 2021

Gael García Bernal

Mexican actor that made his start on soap opera, who has since then made his break in english speaking films. Starred in Alfonso Cuaron's Y Tu Mama Tambien, Pedro Almodovars Bad Education, and the Oscar winning The Motorcycle Diaries based on the life of Che Guevera. Recently he has appeared in Michel Gondry's The Science of Sleep as well as the film Babel.

Probably one of the most beautiful/sexiest/most talented men on the planet. And oh how convenient, since many of his movies contain graphic sex scenes. Nevertheless, he chooses great work, never picking a bad film to work on. Please don't do cheesy romantic comedies Gael, although I know you never will. :)

"I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination, I believe in the blood, in life, words, and motivations."- Gael Garcia Bernal

Did you see that Gael García Bernal scene in the car of Y Tu Mama Tambien? DANG. Or better yet did you see the kissy boy scene in the bedroom?

Who is your hollywood crush? Gael García Bernal. Who the fuck is that? Sex. Oh. I like Brad Pitt!

by thetransient January 15, 2007

jim gaffigan

An extremely funny comedian, in my opinion, the only comedian ever who can even come close to mitch hedberg, a comedy god. was also on that 70's show, as was mitch, and was in super troopers.

likes to talk about hot pockets, and during shows talks to himself....also very pale

my wife recently went through a period of extreme laziness, or as she likes to call it...Pregnancy. "i'm tired", honey just move those cinderblocks..."its cold" well ill let you in as soon as you move the cinder blocks.-Jim Gaffigan

by vinnah July 14, 2006