Grunts

Fat toothless cunt who claims to like motorcycles but went and bought a bmx anyway!

Grunts, you suck!

Get a proper bike you usless tosser!!

by Unworthy1 May 3, 2005

Southwater Grunt

A Southwater Grunt is a Fresh water fish commonly found within the depths of the Great Lake Michigan.

The phrase 'Southwater Grunt!' on the other hand is rhyming slang (usually spoken with emphasis) to describe somebody as a CUNT. The phrase can be narrowed to 'Southwater' if used with the same emphasis.

The phrase has found to be extremely popular with the people of Essex, UK.

"oh and I see that Nick the other day, what a Southwater Grunt!"

by Burnsyboy December 23, 2010

grunt

in electrical transmission work, that is poles and wires, the man on the ground who supplies parts to the man/men working up the pole is called a grunt

tell the grunt to send me up one ell one blanket (rubber blanket) and six lag bolts.

by south pac flash May 26, 2009

grunting a loaf

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.

I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.

by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

Bust a Grunt

To take a big ole shit. A massive dump.

That was one hell of a meal. No choice now but to bust a grunt. Where's the newspaper.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

grunt gamble

When you place a bet on whether you have gas or need to take a shit.

Each time on the shitter is a grunt gamble when you get to be my age!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Grunt Nugget

Another term for feces. A dump. However, grunt nuggets are often of a small, multiple round variety.

Wow braaaahhhh. My ass hole is sore. I just birthed a dozen grunt nuggets. I need to get hydrated more.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017