Gruton

A mix of Croutons and Gru from despicable me. It’s like the grilled cheesus from glee (a grilled cheese sandwich with Jesus’s face on it) except it’s a weird shaped crouton with Gru’s face on it (and has a pointy piece sticking out as the nose)

Clancy found a gruton in his salad and watched despicable me before eating it.

by Crouton clancy July 30, 2023

Grooner

The combination of a Gooner and a Groomer. A Disgusting and Vile existence.

Person 1: “Did you hear about Luke, I heard he got exposed as a Grooner?”

Person 2: “What?!?”

Person 3: "Yeah, he got caught gooning to and grooming minors"

by MafyuSmile October 1, 2024

Grooning

The orgasmic feeling that one gets after unanesthetized double knee surgery

"Hey man, I'm feeling some grooning right now! It feels sooooo nice.

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

groonsley

Describes our friend sophie keys boof as breath

bro your breath smells fucking groonsley this morning

by purple clogs March 19, 2024

Groonting

Act of cumming so much to the point you start grunting

When I get home, I'm gonna start groonting.

by Groontsquad April 18, 2024

Groonting

Act of cumming so hard, you grunt

I'm gonna start groonting when I get home from the movies

by Groontsquad April 18, 2024

Grooner

An old guy that loves to goon and dress like a crooner. Typically found on social media commenting on everything a girl in her 20s posts. Often obsessed with trans girls in particular. Falls in love with bots and OF accounts

My dad's been a huge grooner since the divorce..

That old grooner won't leave me alone

by Megaplanet April 27, 2025