by mcnoob April 7, 2009
Get the garlic fingers mug.An onomatopoeia for the sound which may only be reproduced by flatulence; deep, dark, swamp-like, flatulence. Some individuals may only experience such a phenomenon once in a blue moon while others are bound to it invariably. A loose and moist fart that requires power to execute. There is no such thing as a weak Glardtt. A mid to high powered fart that may leave residual evidence, you will know it when you hear it. The definition truly lies in the sound, not the smell or the consequences, which, are subject to a great deal of variation. Glardtting is not a phenomenon restricted to homo sapiens.
"get out of my car, you totally just glardtted and probably ruined my seat"
"I tried to push out a quiet one during my interview but my horrible case of swamp-ass churned it into a glardtt"
"My date glardtted at dinner and I couldn't stop thinking about the glardtt juice in her crack that must have been necessary for such an evil sound; I totally lost my appetite"
"I tried to push out a quiet one during my interview but my horrible case of swamp-ass churned it into a glardtt"
"My date glardtted at dinner and I couldn't stop thinking about the glardtt juice in her crack that must have been necessary for such an evil sound; I totally lost my appetite"
by climb-max May 13, 2010
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noun
a full outerwear ensemble (gloves, scarf, and hat)
ORGIN: coined in 2012 by Sage Cammers-Goodwin and Abigail Goodman
noun
a full outerwear ensemble (gloves, scarf, and hat)
ORGIN: coined in 2012 by Sage Cammers-Goodwin and Abigail Goodman
No matter how many layers I wear, I always feel cold without my glarfat.
Come back here young man and put on your glarfat before leaving the house!
Come back here young man and put on your glarfat before leaving the house!
by sageandabby January 20, 2012
Get the glarfat mug.by JackWasntHere August 6, 2017
Get the Garlicalise mug.A thick, large and round garlic infused pork sausage often found in Polish convenience stores around London.
This cost effective meat when combined with a best-buy loaf of bread can provide the purchaser with sustenance whilst maintaining a healthy allowance to buy Cannabis and Cider.
This cost effective meat when combined with a best-buy loaf of bread can provide the purchaser with sustenance whilst maintaining a healthy allowance to buy Cannabis and Cider.
'Ere mate seen the size of that Garlic dick over there?!'
'Wow that's a biggun! That's me sorted for the next week!'
'Wow that's a biggun! That's me sorted for the next week!'
by codeye May 28, 2020
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Janet:Omg is that Gharley01 over there
Martha:Looks like it is it getting hot in here or is it just him
Janet:What do they call him in da hood
Martha:Fr_Gharley01
Janet:So dreamy
Martha:Looks like it is it getting hot in here or is it just him
Janet:What do they call him in da hood
Martha:Fr_Gharley01
Janet:So dreamy
by Fr_Gharley01 July 29, 2023
Get the Gharley01 mug.Penises evidently smell like Garlic Fries. It can usually be smelled after masturbating. However, the smell is gone after washing the of one's hands.
by anonymous111111111111122222111 January 9, 2009
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