Gamer

Simply put a virgin. Someone that doesn't realize that having 40,000 gamer points doesn't mean anything in the real world, but their obesity from sitting around all day does. Usually use words such as Artard, Noob, and "Ranking up"

Interviewer - So why do you think you deserve this job?

Gamer - Because Artard I powned a couple noobs and got my Halo rank up to a 50. I also have 40,000 gamer points.

Interviewer - So that explains the obesity. Do you like girls?

Gamer - Of course Artard , I have a wife in second life

by 1reallife August 18, 2009

gamer

A person that plays video games and board games for recreation and competition, with the exception of games designed for cell phones and tablets
-noun;

Self-proclaimed "gamer": "ZOMG im such a gamer i just got to level 13 on Candy Crush so MLG i bet YOU dont even play angry berdz u suxxorz

Human being: "stfu"

by Flarmy November 11, 2013

gamer

Someone who plays hard every time, playing through injuries or great mental anguish.

Steve McNair plays through injuries all the time; he's a gamer.

by Fredo February 22, 2005

Gamer

A person who doesn't have a life.

Jack: Why do you look so pale, like a person without a life
Me: Dude, I'ma goddamn gamer

by sync_pro June 2, 2018

gamer

n. a person with no life beyond the keyboard and/or controllers that they so desperately cling to on a daily basis.

Gamer's have no life.

by acidbathory January 8, 2009

gamer

Any professional hat, usually baseball, in mint condition. The brim will be flat, with the holograms still included on the bottom. That hat can be tilted, depending on region or affiliation. The hat can sit low, or rest gently on the top of the head (aka perching).

John Boy got that new throwback Cubs gamer to match his blue Nikes.

by Magooter March 14, 2009

gamer

A woman who plays men for a living. A female player.

That gamer got him for all of his money.

by Iceman929 March 3, 2008