Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.

After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

by Trish Laam January 12, 2008

Futonari

A girl (usually in anime) that has a penis.

When an anime girl has a dick, she is considered a "Futonari"

by alwaysafan August 27, 2012

futonomous

used as an adjective in any situation
(the point is to not have anyone know what it means)

Your crotch rocket is futonomous.
That dinner was futonomous, Mom!

by leanlikeachola April 5, 2008

Furson

Furson fur·son fur-suhn

noun
a furry animal, whether male female or juvenile, usually a domestic pet. An agbriging of the words furry and person. Primarily used by pet owners and others in reffering to a furry animal as a unique individual. Related words, furple, fursonality.

"My furson really likes the new crispy treats I bought."

by Rob3333 November 4, 2011

Fursona

The true identity of Minecraft player ‘qspider’

Wow nice fursona you got there!

by Qspider August 31, 2021

fatson

a person that is fat with the name bronson.

do you know that new kid bronson?
yeah.
i know a new name for him
what is it?
fatson!

BAHAHA, its funny because hes fat.

by nathanncee July 24, 2011

Futon

A style of bedding with a folding wooden base and cotton-stuffed mattress the name of which sounds like a poshed-up version of an activity that often takes place upon it.

I was Fu'd on my futon or
I was fucked on my fucked-on

by Gwiwer57 August 14, 2012