fiper

feeding viper or sniper in dota

man that e is a fiper going 0-13 first blood in 30 seconds.

by feedas October 18, 2008

Faperlin

When you fap so often your dick bleeds.

Jon- Hey Derek do you have any gauze?

Derek- No, what would you need that for?

Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.

Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.

by The Fap Police February 25, 2011

fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.

Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.

by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013

Funeral Touting

Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.

That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!

by OnlyRealness July 14, 2017

Fubernuck

The PG version of fuck

Can also be used as:
Fubernucking
Fubernucked

Oh I’m so fubernucked

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

funerly

A word for people who hate people who say the word funer if someone says not to say funer you can say funerly and make them even more mad

“Let’s go to Sarah’s house it’s funer there” “Funer isn’t a word!” “fine letS go to Sarah’s house it’s more funerly” “ugh I hate you”

by Picklefacts November 30, 2020

Fušerák

Juro, guy who preffers bulid over buy strategy.

Juro ty si taký fušerák.

by Fušerák January 20, 2022