funktionslust

N. Pleasure taken in doing what one does best. Birds flying, dogs running, dolphins swimming, people sexing, etc...

The funktionslust of running around drunk quickly subsided after I tried jumping the bush, slammed my head into the bench and had to get 12 sticthes above my eye. Perhaps running drunk is not what I do best.

by cam'ron March 11, 2008

Funnty

Funnty is a word interchangeable with the word queen. It’s an loving nickname for any of your close friends.

Omg your such a funnty

by freyfrey123 June 17, 2020

funktacular

funktacular is a word used to describe events or material goods which are either retro or good, or perhaps even a little bit of both. Can be used similarly to groovy, and when used with a negative tone can also be used to indicate that something is funky in a negative way.

That jazz club was funktacular, i had a great time.

Good lord man, your shower is funktacular, you should really get a new one.

by MrDanger January 11, 2005

functivate

A cross between function and activate.

I didn't get much sleep last night, my brain isn't going to functivate today.

by Petra & Jess July 24, 2008

funitch

funitch is short for fat cunt bitch
it basically sums up a specific genre of person

She is such a funitch for starting all this baby mama drama.

by nakedcube April 14, 2008

Funstified

To be lured in and seduced by a man with long wavy hair who plays in his own metal band and loves dinosaurs, and who also built his own guitar and his an uncanny ability at cathcing gophers. Essentially it is every girl's dream to experience the magic of funstification...and maybe some men as well. Particularly men who work out too much and have a metrosexual accent and wear other people's coats.

1. I had such a great night, I acted like a slut and got funstified by some guy with great hair who built his own guitar. Just looking at him I felt my nipples stiffen and I got all wet.

2. That girl didn't stand a chance, she was funstified before she knew what was going on.

by The Scotian September 24, 2009

funktagion

Funktagion can be an illness or disease contracted from dirty hippies. Funktagion can also be the stench coming off of dirty hippies.

Dude, I caught a whiff of some serious dirty hippie funktagion while in the parking lot at the Phish concert last night.

A contagious funktagion was going around when we were camping at the Rainbow Gathering and I caught it! Ughhhh!!

Patchouli oil is strong, unstoppable funktagion that does NOT cover up BO and makes it worse.

by MellyInMay September 14, 2011