trumpet fumble

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017

Fumble the bag

Messing up when the stakes are high, and losing out on a (usually financial or LP) gain.

B: "Ja som hrával Zeda"
B: *Picks Zed and proceeds to fumble the bag*
V: "gg that epic fail, go next"

by anonymous May 5, 2023

Fumble-Munched

having someones shit forced into your mouth.

we really Fumble-Munched him well bad.. look at his teeth

by ben dood November 6, 2007

Malthusian Fumble

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

by spyslikeus March 15, 2011

Fumbled the bag

When your girlfriend wants to fuck you and you don’t want to

Kyle D. “Fumbled the bag”!

by LenisLicker May 2, 2022

Fumble in the Jungle

When you finger a girl with a lot of public hair.

Male 1: Did you get off with that hairy Mary the other night?
Male 2: Yeah man, and I had a proper fumble in the jungle.

by Zedav September 6, 2016

Fumble-Bumbling

The act of masturbating and spreading one's semen around the shaft and head of the penis as to lubricate it suffciently enough for round two.

Tyler: "Hey dude what's-Holy shit, your totally using your own semen as lubricant for round two!"

David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!

by gsepfalz January 9, 2011