Fucktardation

The mental state of someone who is a complete fucking idiot.

HOTCREME showed his true fucktardation thinking he could convince me he had a vagina.

RICHARD must think we suffer from fucktardation to believe he actually gets any ass.

Oh the fucktardation that BUTTERMILK'S will kids experience.

Chuck Norris took his fucktardation out on me with his 38 SPECIAL.

by RazziPapa March 1, 2009

Fucktard

Someone who ruins your day or life and seems to not notice or care!!! If someone knows what they have done then they cant be one. Children cannot be Fucktards!! (FACT) Everybody will be a Fucktard once in there life, good thing is you will never know it.

You know a Fucktard.. everybody will. Like when you are walking down the street with your takeaway tea or coffee and someone knocks into you spilling your hot drink all over you and not noticing, thats a Fucktard!! Or when you get into a bath and the phone rings and just as you get there to answer it stops (Fucktard). Just hooverd the carpets and someone walks straight over it with dirty shoes and cant see the problem (Fucktard).

by Maryjane1982 June 11, 2011

fucktard

A compulsive lying sack of shit who, despite a "Mr. Tuff Guy" attitude, uses the internet for sinister purposes in order to use, manipulate and control others for his own social/financial status because, in a direct person to person situation, he is really just a spineless pussy.

General Flagg of the 5th ESB gaming clan is a no good fucktard.

by debtcollector December 11, 2007

fucktarded

When someone reaches in his pants and scratches his nuts and then slaps a fucktard in the face with the same hand...

You have just been fucktarded!

by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 12, 2004

fucktard

someone who is not literally 'retarded' but acts incredibly stupid to the point where you are so angry you have to add fuck to the beginning of the word

"ugghh, Perry tried to smack my ass again, what a fucktard!"

by tgb19 December 26, 2009

Fucktard

People who decide for others what's funny or not .

The editors at urban dictionary are Fucktards !

by cracksmoke November 6, 2014

Fucktard

The 43rd President of the United States of America - George Walker Bush.

"How the fuck is this fucktard the leader of the free world?!"

by AlecProtectorofMankind January 5, 2009