freeday

the 8th day of the week. begins on friday afternoon when you get out of school/work and ends sometime early saturday morning or whenever you pass out. Typicall freedays are spent drinking and/smoking. "freeday" is derived from friday and the freedom that accompanies it. Typical freedays are started off with a smoke ride, where one freeday participant should call weedgun to assure the optimal smoking position.

Rory: damn school sucked today
Ted: well its 2:20, officially Freeday!
Zak: lets head to my moms house

by VT4life420 December 25, 2008

freeway pumpkins

(n.) the bright orange bags of garbage that delinquents, who have been sentenced to community service, fill up during their time on the side of the road.

The judge sentenced him to 250 hours of community service, where he will be making freeway pumpkins.

by ismellshoes November 26, 2010

Freeway Jams

the act of receiving a blowjob while driving on the freeway.

Dude1: Man I passed you on the freeway and you were swerving all over the road..

Dude2: Yeah, my girl was giving me Freeway Jams hard to concentrate with her head in my lap.

Dude1: That explains it!

by plummajoe May 25, 2012

freeway threeway

While driving with your knees you pleasure yourself with either hand

Glad ive got tilt steering wheel so i can drive without weaving as i have a. hot little freeway threeway on my way to the bar

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

Freeway Finger

Similar to road head, it's when you finger your lady while she's driving, because she deserves a good time too on those long trips.

Lee: Road head is great.

Bob: Yeah, but have you ever given a girl a freeway finger?

Lee: Well yeah! It's a give and take thing right?

Bob: Damn Straight! Everyone likes a good time while they drive!

by C.B. #99 January 13, 2019

freeway friend

A friend, family member or acquaintance that only calls you, or answers your calls, when they are driving to or from work.

“Jerry is such a freeway friend. I can never get ahold of him unless he is commuting.

by JerryMcGee August 15, 2019

half mile freeway

What a woman calls the experience she has with a man or men when she has a great ride with a well endowed, large or long gifted man, whom she can get on and off quickly.

She sure likes that half mile freeway…

by Observer 777 August 25, 2021