by fkdsfhdsjkhsjfhds August 20, 2009
by jwrj53 August 22, 2011
1. A small particle of shrapnel that lands on the underside of the toilet seat after a diarrhea blast. It’s only discovered by those who lift the seat to pee standing up.
2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.
2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.
Pam said she was in the bathroom for a while because she had to do her makeup. The shit freckles on the bottom of the toilet seat tell me otherwise. I don’t know if I should confront her about this lie. I need to consult father O’Toole down at the boys club.
by Randy Tinklemuffin December 12, 2021
Heather: Where's Caleb?
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.
Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.
Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
by Hotlan November 25, 2009
by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010
when those young phags whose faces are covered with freckles don't lose their freckles by adulthood. mostly happens to gingers.
by bobby bill jenkins III [rifle team kaptian from kentucky] February 02, 2008
by K.P.M. October 08, 2006