Geordi La Forging

When you wear your headphones with the headband over your eyes, making you look like the Star Trek character Geordi La Forge.

My headphones fell over my eyes, so I wound up Geordi La Forging.

by BobOmbWill September 26, 2014

forking

the act following spooning eventually leads to the act of knifing. from which there is no return. forkng can be indicated by the formation of a V (by the index and middle fingers) on each hand. place the V's together at the web betwen the fingers.

The other night, klo and loopy werespooning which of course led to forking, and we all know what happens then!

by Emry and Crash January 14, 2009

brute forcing

Overloading a system or method. The act of accomplishing something difficult by brute forcing existing systems.

Create a bot to screen scrape web sites and populate a database with the harvested information. The information is then obtained by brute forcing the concept of getting info on the web.

by bonner June 29, 2006

forcing it

over doing it

he is forcing it when she yells at me and makes me feel bad

by anthony kennedy April 29, 2009

Forking

To be confused or to be struggling with a binary choice.

"You're really forking me here prof, I mean I can't decide if I align with procedural or substantive theory" *wipes forehead*

by Gordo986 March 7, 2018

non-habit-forming

A much-overused term that promises that a certain product or procedure will never result in the participant's feeling the overwhelming need to become a nun. This assurance is actually a bunch of BS, of course, since everyone is different --- so there is actually no way whatsoever of knowing for sure what effect something will have on a particular individual.

Beware of miracle-cure ads with money-back guarantees and assurances that the product/service is "non-habit-forming"... read the fine print... in the section where it specifies what types of mailing-addresses they'll accept, see if it says, "We do not ship to P.O. boxes or convents", indicating that they will refuse to mail you a refund if you have moved in with the Sisters of Mercy. :P

by QuacksO September 27, 2017

forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003