Firgin

A Firgin is a Fake Virgin. What a person would say when they don't want to admit they aren't a virgin and have a moral obligation against lying. (to parents, grandparents, people they're dating, etc...)

Shawn: "Erin, I heard you were pregnant"

Erin: "I can't be pregnant, I'm a firgin" (Crosses fingers and hopes he didn't hear the "F")

by kerrtography April 29, 2009

Forgivement

The act of stating you are in the moment of forgiveness

i'm relishing in the forgivement of this moment with you

by Princess Pony Pants November 30, 2011

fonging

Your intrail will become your extrails... pain... lots of pain...

"One more word, and i will give you the fonging of your life."

by lucly110 February 18, 2004

forgiveness

Giving up all hope for a better past.

By using forgiveness, I can stop hoping the past will change.

by paul woolf August 17, 2006

forcing an owl to jog at noon

asking way to much

John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.

Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by aweeze April 2, 2010

Fonging

To beat the shit out of someone within an inch of their life.

When i finish fonging your ass you're going to be sorry

by Jack Arentz January 11, 2004

forkin' it

when you are eating a meal that requires cutting with a knife, but you dont have a knife, and attempt to cut it using the side of your fork. this usually results in frustration and your meal being flattened out.

Johnny: yo, whats up with your chicken? it looks like someone dropped a fat guy on it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.

by Jezuz Munky May 17, 2008