by SnOwY98 May 17, 2018
Get the Freeloader mug.Someone who takes very hight advantage of food, clothing, and other necessities when visiting a friend's house.
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by Face_169 November 16, 2006
Get the Foreploy mug.A corporate freeloader. Has an I.T degree but has never written a line of code in his entire life. He says he wants to learn but in reality is not interested. He attended a coarse in C# so that he can boast about it and moan how expensive it was. Doesn't know the difference between a website and a webservice and thinks microsoft sharepoint is something you install on a PC like a normal application.
When trying to explain a concept to him he stares at you and repeats "exactly.. exactly" many times. This is a giveaway meaning he understood nothing.
Strategically, he likes to be someone else's shadow, appearing to be a friend, he is really leeching on his resources and hard work. He continously tries to get recognition of other's peoples work and to appear as the expert, by repeating statements memorized from other's people's conversations. He acts more like a parrot than as a human. It seems his mental resources are utilised to monitor and leech others, not to live life like other people.
When cornered and faced with his limitations and freeloading tactics, he generally retreats, and waits for the next opportunity to repeat the cycle. When stressed he may burst in a frenzy of ridicule and intollerance towards others, but never admits his faults.
Beware of these people. They can make your life difficult to live in peace.
When trying to explain a concept to him he stares at you and repeats "exactly.. exactly" many times. This is a giveaway meaning he understood nothing.
Strategically, he likes to be someone else's shadow, appearing to be a friend, he is really leeching on his resources and hard work. He continously tries to get recognition of other's peoples work and to appear as the expert, by repeating statements memorized from other's people's conversations. He acts more like a parrot than as a human. It seems his mental resources are utilised to monitor and leech others, not to live life like other people.
When cornered and faced with his limitations and freeloading tactics, he generally retreats, and waits for the next opportunity to repeat the cycle. When stressed he may burst in a frenzy of ridicule and intollerance towards others, but never admits his faults.
Beware of these people. They can make your life difficult to live in peace.
Example of corporate freeloader
You are assigned on a task by your manager. jason asks the manager to come with you to gain experience and 'learn' something new.
When you are on the task, he stays in a corner supposedly writing notes and does not provide input.
when asked by the manager about the task outcome, he jumps in the middle and speaks as he did all the work. Unkowing managers will get the impression he did all the work, but one that knows better ignores him outright. when this happens he gets pissed and offends him behind his back.
When you confront him that he really did not provide input and was only there to learn he offends you as well. jason then retreats and acts for his next chance, playing the administrative manager's role in the mean time.
You are assigned on a task by your manager. jason asks the manager to come with you to gain experience and 'learn' something new.
When you are on the task, he stays in a corner supposedly writing notes and does not provide input.
when asked by the manager about the task outcome, he jumps in the middle and speaks as he did all the work. Unkowing managers will get the impression he did all the work, but one that knows better ignores him outright. when this happens he gets pissed and offends him behind his back.
When you confront him that he really did not provide input and was only there to learn he offends you as well. jason then retreats and acts for his next chance, playing the administrative manager's role in the mean time.
by No2Freeloaders November 3, 2006
Get the corporate freeloader mug.Child who comes home from college, uses the washer, eats everything, criticizes when you don't cook him something, sleeps in, stays up, wants to shop with you so that you will pay, monopolizes the internet/computer, spreads their junk out, and makes it hard on his parent just to get him to clean up after himself. Wants to live without arguments but can't figure out how. Will also be bewildered and hurt if you let him know life is more peaceful without his presence.
by Mom of Freeloader October 24, 2004
Get the freeloader mug.The added length one gives to his penis, often used in exaggeration when one knows they are in possesion of a small penis.
by HalfBreed15 December 8, 2011
Get the Forelength mug.The act of trying to get people into the mood for Christmas well ahead of the actual date of the holiday, usually by retailers to try to get people to buy merchandise.
Shopper #1: "Christmas Carols? already? For fuck sakes I just put away the Halloween deocorations".
Shopper #2: "It's Christmas foreplay, dude. Comes earlier every year. Sick"
Shopper #2: "It's Christmas foreplay, dude. Comes earlier every year. Sick"
by lleh yadiloh December 1, 2010
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