10-footer

A vehicle that looks fine from 10 feet away, but once you get closer you realize how beat up it actually is.

That car ? Yeah that’s a 10-footer. Don’t look at it too much, or the magic will fade away.

by aeskellion February 2, 2024

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five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.

That car is a five footer.

by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023

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Footer

Footing is the act of smelling, grading, and tasting all things feet, this includes feet, foot fungus, toenails, and dry skin

Vincent Alban is a world-class Footer

by Jaidadd6969 October 13, 2022

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Noun/Verb, the act of shimmying or sliding both feet on the ground very swiftly as a mode of transportation. Also used as a form of racing friends.
Past tense, Footered
Present tense, Footering/Footers

The child happily footered to school.
He footeres his way to victory.
The annual footer race is tomorrow.

by The 7th Huskey German February 12, 2025

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Three Footer

A type of poop that when shitted comes out measuring 36" in length ans is normally not that thick as while shitting it forms a circle in the toilet bowl.

I've been trying to shit a Three Footer all my life.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

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