Fookers

Fooker, Fookers, Fookered

1. Bike pedals from Amazon. Knock offs of RaceFace Chester mountain bike pedals.

2. A way of saying you failed something in mountain biking terms

“Time to shred with my new Fookers”

“Aww man I really fookered that jump”

by Fookerman5808 May 23, 2018

Twenty Footer

Something that looks good from a distance, but up close it just does not look that good.

Yo, Jim's ho is a good twenty footer but get up close and ouch!
or,
Jim's ride is a good twenty footer but up close it's a rusted roach.

by Surfacenavy March 30, 2009

Foofe

The very elusive 3 utensil combo. Similar to a spork, but including the last of the eating utensil triad (knife). Foofe is derived from Fork, spOOn, and kniFE combined to form the pinnacle of eating technology.

Guy 1: Man, I wish there was a utensil to eat without using both of my hands. That way, I could eat and scratch ma' balls at the same time.

Guy 2: There is, it's called a "foofe" you dumbass

by ManBearPig97531 November 4, 2010

fooper

The bubble of fat below a female's stomach and above the genatalia.

Mrs. Zemp's tight pants showed off her big fooper.

by ruddywarrior August 12, 2003

20 footer

When a girl looks good from 20 feet away, but when you get close to her shes not.

Guy: Yo man check that bitch up there she looks hot.

..a few seconds later..

Other Guy: Ahhh fuck no dude she aint hot.

Guy: Bitch was a 20 footer dawg.

Other Guy: Yeaa wooordd.

by Chase P August 17, 2006

A Ten Footer

A girl that looks really fuckin good about ten feet away but when she gets in eye distance you just want to make up something to get away

See that chick walkin towards us?

Yea DUDE she is fuckin bomb?

(girl walks by)

Dude that chick was a ten footer

Agreed

by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009

foosed

An offensive move in foosball. When a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim's own net. A.K.A. "Jedi-ed" because of the psychic skill it takes.

Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)

Hahahah Foosed! How you like that, Pocahontas?

by James T February 13, 2005