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Fonks

When someone is Eren Yeager irl.
Or, just a cool dude I guess.
"Wow, that guy really is a total Fonks"
by Fonks February 19, 2022
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FONKAW

FONKAW (Aphorism) : Fear Of Not Knowing A Word.

See FOMO1 - Fear Of Missing Out.

An acronym that came about in early 2022 in the UK, persists local to Oxfordshire and is growing in number of users. It was brought about because of the increasing "generation Z" acronym and slang usage of shortened or abbreviated words.

The irony of it's meaning and subsequent usage is clear, so when it's meaning is revealed, people are said to be "FONKAW no more".

It's usage is not intended as a reference to not knowing 'just any old word', but rather refers to the confusion around the acronyms and slang used in modern youth vocabulary.
Chelsea : "Yeah man, why not? YOLO2, right?"

Shenika : "Ha, yeah for sure YOLO."

Jeremy : "Um, What's YOLO?"

Chelsea : "Uh Oh, Jezza got FONKAW of YOLO, LOLz."Shenika : "You Only Live Once, Jez."

Jeremy : "Ah now I get it, thanks."

Chelsea : "FONKAW no more."
by Alanicus May 24, 2022
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fonkel

that is weird
DUDEEEE thats fonkel
by hahahuthough July 22, 2023
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Fonky

To describe someone of Filipino descent who is mixed with a honky (white) mother or father. A Filipino + Honky = Fonky.
I'm Filipino and white. That makes me a Filipino Honky or Fonky for short!
by FonkyAK October 1, 2023
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Fonky

Fonky: An adjective used to describe a food that should be crispy - but has adopted a soft texture.

Example: an apple that is normally crispy and should go *Crack* when you bite into it - but it goes *Fonk* instead.

Also used to describe the texture of crackers that are kept in a dry-storage bin with the lid left open. They are fonky.

Courtesy of Catarina
Fonky: off-texture

" These crackers are too crispy. I'm a weirdo and want them to succ succ some moisture so they will get the big fonk."
by amaninafrica October 22, 2023
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Fonky

a funky(in the musical sense, having a fun style/swagger) honky(white skinned individual).
He's fonky AF.
by dreadeddjdollar July 16, 2024
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Fonkle (Fonkling)

The action of urinating into a partners anus until the anus is completely filled (peeing into a butthole).
My girl wants me to Fonkle (Fonkling) her so I've been drinking lots of water.
by ChumpsOfficial April 15, 2024
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