Footscray Bow-tie

A guy meets a girl in the street and it gets romantic. Guy finds a half empty stubbie (beer bottle), drinks the rest, breaks the bottle and slashes the girl's throat through the centrum trachea and then makes love to the gaping wound.

Yo dog! I just gave this sluzza a Footscray Bow-tie!

by Libba39 May 9, 2011

foetusing

a term, also referred within the scientific world as the F1N1 virus, used to describe a yet undefined act. This act is illegal for those under 18 and must not be associated with the word "foetus". If you are foetusing with Obama, it refers to a line dance common in texas. However, if you are foetusing someone else and you are caught, well, off to the nunnery for you-you criminal creepy child.

If someone wants to send in a movie of them foetusing, go for it, we need examples of this act in order to make a better definition.

a) I foetused myself last night, using HarvIc publication book titled "foetusing and you: tools for foetusing"

b) Me and Obama foetused all night long (me and Obama line danced in true texas style last night, you werent there you unlucky A-Hole)

c) I foetused you in the streets after my 16th birthday. Oh (go to the nunnery immediately. you may go to jail as well)

by HarvIc Future NobelPrizewinner June 19, 2009

footsy

feeting with someone under the table.

Oh for godness sake, stop playing footsy you two!

by Hotcometgirl March 6, 2010

fotsa

A germanic cunt. One of german or saxon origins that behaves in way that is worthy of being called a cunt.

Oi, fotsa, you spilled your Keith's in my curry.

by scott June 4, 2004

footstool

To completely and totally destroy something or someone. Taken from the biblical "...until I make your enemies a footstool for your feet."

Lot: Hey, did you hear about Gomorrah?

Howard: Yeah, God totally footstooled those chumps.

by capnwacky March 28, 2009

Fotsgoat

Something that is perfect as is; needs no altering whatsoever.

This filet mignon is fotsgoat.

Yo, those track shorts are fuckin fotsgoat!

by Glenadore Glenjamin January 19, 2009

foet

Someone who tries to rhyme their Facebook status updates or comments.

Sometimes written as fboet where the f is silent presumably to sound more like poet.

That dude's a foet he gives updates on skates and comments in sonnets.

by thecritter March 18, 2011