Floopster

A floopster is a large snonkerchief used mainly when wet to wifflewaggle at ones wofflewibbler

Being defined as Floopster Wiggling wiffly at the wofflers

by BiffleBoffle December 14, 2020

Floofter

A fabulously flamboyant homo sapien whose mere strut can turn a sidewalk into a runway and whose wardrobe contains more sequins than a Vegas drag revue. The kind of gay whose essence radiates glitter, sass, and a sixth sense for brunch spots and good lighting. Known for popping into a room like a RuPaul catchphrase and leaving behind the faint scent of expensive cologne and well-timed shade.

Note:
Not offensive, unless you say it with hate instead of humor. Often used affectionately among friends or as a campy label of honor. Like “twink,” but with extra floof and possibly a feather boa.

"Brad didn’t just come out of the closet, he pirouetted out with a disco ball and a double mimosa—classic floofter move."

by Brisket_Bantr July 29, 2025

Foodsterbate

The act of masturbating while eating, in order to achieve maximum pleasure in at least two of your god given holes.

"The only way this Chinese buffet could get any better is if I could handle chopsticks and foodsterbate at the same time."

by CaLeOKO January 9, 2014

Fluffster

A wierd guy, that insists on being hipster as possible, instagram, the hipster filters. Is normally found playing video games.. Or pawning peoples souls for oreos.

OI FLUFFSTER ! ...You're a dick.

by FallenFrag July 28, 2014

floyster

A dirty no good for nothing faggot ass bitch

You're a damn floyster. Go suck my nads

by merry Christmas and new June 3, 2016

Floofer

A piece of shit that only losers want.

"Jasmyn Queen really wanted a floofer. Little did she know, it was a piece of shit.

by QueenIsLame July 30, 2016

flooferbitch

A bitch who thinks she knows everything but really she is as dumb as a board

"Dude did you see the girl Logan is dating?"

"Ya man she is a total flooferbitch"

by Mr.FuckMyDuckTittyBitch December 3, 2016