eye-floater

Those things that you see occasionally, and are like lines of nothing, created on the eye's photoshop.

Person 1: Hey man wha-
Person 2: Hey, whats wrong?
Person 1: Holy fuck! Theres a bomb in my eye!
Person 2: Silly man, thats just an eye-floater!

by bostonriot June 11, 2009

Floater effect

The idea of getting far into a competition by doing nothing, only to lose in an anticlimactic manner.

I didn't come across anyone during that Apex match, and when I did at the end I got destroyed. Guess that's the floater effect for ya.

by ReZistar January 5, 2022

acidic floater

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! More butt wipe please."

by Ink Spot Mike May 31, 2007

Tropical Floater

What you find in your toilet after a full night of pina coladas and mai tais.

Dude, this morning I had some mad tropical floaters.

by Team Skank March 18, 2009

Flemington Floater

A variation on the classic Pie Floater, only twice as awesome.

An Australian-style meat pie, served in a bowl of American-style chilli beef and beans.

Egg/cheese topping optional, but recommended.

Credit: Julien Rozenbergs

I wanted a meal. I had a meat pie in the freezer, and a can of Stagg in the cupboard. I said to myself... Flemington Floater.

by Fancington March 9, 2011

Steam-Floater

Shitting in a root beer float and pouring it onto a female's breasts.

Bro #1- Dude I had an amazing time last night!

Bro #2- Yeah I heard you gave your girl a steam-floater!

Bro #1- It was so awesome! The cleanup afterwards was awful though.

by Swaggydoon't February 16, 2017

Toad Floater

A dad blasted rain storm that you can’t even see through.

Synonyms:

Gully Washer

Frog Strangler

A dang Toad Floater just blew through and washed my pickup truck down the creek.

by Bubbathearkie February 7, 2019