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flanders

The half hairs that stick out from your ponytail that are because eo ripping your hair out from wearing ponytails.
My flanders were sticking up today, so I hairsprayed them down.
by Amiee the goat January 11, 2019
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flonderpuss

A dense individual who, upon contact with a promising sexual opportunity, decides to play video games instead of receiving voluptuous sensual pleasures.
"Hornswoggly Bill was a flonderpuss. He was found at his house jerking it to Battletoads."
by TheStreetsofCleone September 21, 2009
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fiendery

1. some act or object that is the epitome of being fiend.

2. something so terribly wrong or ironic that it becomes the example or such action
1. After he killed a man for the crack rock he became the fiendery.

2. After he got kicked out of the library for being quiet, the library became the fiendery.
by thesamstorm December 17, 2010
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Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.
Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.
by CJN2302 March 15, 2019
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Flanderer

A person who flits from potential mate to potential mate flirting, showing off, and generally displaying swag. Not necessarily a negative term, simply a word to characterize a set of actions.
Oh gosh, what a flanderer!
by Clapforthunder June 3, 2014
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flanderize

1. To speak in the upbeat, euphemistically nonsensical style of the character "Ned Flanders" on the TV show "The Simpsons"
2. To censor, recreate, or rearrange one's living space, language, or appearance as to not offend those with very conservative religious or moral standards.
1. He flanderized when he said that the party was a howdly-doodly-humdingeroo.
2. My boyfriend's mother is a priest, so we have to flanderize our house when we know she is coming over to visit.
by AddieE. April 27, 2006
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Fender Bender

A fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; Making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the ass end of the vehicle in front of it.
Hank: "Whoa, why is Brenda walking like a duck?"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"
by Angry Rhino June 24, 2009
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