Putting the Boys in the Freezer

Using one's testicles as a hand warmer.

Person 1: Man, my hands are really cold.

Person 2: Have you tried Putting the Boys in the Freezer?

Person 1: Wowie! This really helped!

by Juli-poo June 11, 2023

Deep Freezer

A morbidly obese woman. As in a woman that looks like she must always be reaching for something to eat out of the deep freeze.

"Hey bud, look at that fine ass."
"Awe man, why'd you make me check out that deep freezer?"

As a fat chick walks by... Guy 1 yells "Deep!", rest of the guys yell "Freezer!" or "Freeza!" She'll be none the wiser!

by ShiverMeTimbers October 24, 2014

freezer burn

1. To ignore or behave coldly toward; slight.
2. To treat with disdain or contempt, esp. by ignoring.

She totally freezer burned me last at the pub.

by Mouthful August 23, 2008

Fridge Freezer

Cockney Rhyming Slang For Geezer, Sometimes shortened to Fridge

"That Fridge over there ain't got no hair"

by Apeman December 17, 2003

freezer tax

When your friend leaves their bottle of fireball in your freezer so you drink it, then they call u later to tell u not to drink it, u can claim a freezer tax on it. Because it took up space in ur freezer.

"Hey don't drink my fireball I left in the fridge."
"Sorry but I already did. Uve been freezer taxed. "

by anonymous May 25, 2019

Freezer Camp

Where you send roosters when they are old enough. Can work with any farm animal and cats on some Chinese farms. For those less astute, the animal is butchered and put in your freezer to be cooked and eaten later.

Time to send the roosters to freezer camp.

by boiseburb June 10, 2010

freezers

the act of rubbing cocaine on the gums in your mouth to numb them.

pauly never actually tried coke before, but he did do some freezers the other night.

by jimfrank December 18, 2004