Freemantle

Somone who invites you to his (or her) house, and forces you to bring your own food and water, because they are too stingy to let you eat their own food or drink their water. They often don't let you use their bathroom, so you have to go outside or to the nearest shop if you need to go.
The worst freemantles even drink the water that you bring round their house, leaving you de-hydrated and forcing you to drink coké instead.

"Hey, do you want to go to ben's house tomorrow?"

"OK, but we better buy our own supplies, he's such a freemantle"

by HaloCoach August 11, 2010

The Morgan Freeman Effect

The effect where, when reading a passage of text, the internal monologue is in Morgan Freeman's voice rather than your own.

"When I read the Ten Commandments, I totally get the Morgan Freeman Effect."

by anaphase January 9, 2015

Morgan Freeman

1. Morgan Freeman: American actor usually playing(the wise black man) in a movie (shawshank, Robin hood, batman, etc..)

2. a name now used to describe ones remarkable wisdom and understanding in any given situation. Regarded as a humble sage or mystic.

A: thanks for the advice. your like the wise black man in all those movies

B: Morgan Freeman?

A: Yeah- you’re my Morgan Freeman



"im a little tired and a little drunk so my advice is less then Morgan Freeman at the moment"

by Felix Greene April 4, 2009

Morgan Freeman

A person who acts heroically in a way similar to a best supporting actor, particularly in partner card/skill games... Sometimes referred simply as a 'Morgan' or 'Morgana.'

"Bid high. I've got a Morgan."

"Your partner is a fucking Morgan Freeman."

by tgiff17 April 10, 2009

Gordan Freeman

Hero that survived the Black Mesa Incident, and the Combine overtaking, of which destroyed the Citadel run by Dr. Green, former Admin of Black Mesa. MIT graduate, he worked at Black Mesa, until the incident, then was hired by the mysterious G-Man, to which he is to fulfil his every whim; next of which was the Combine overrising and destroying the Citadel. Also known as the "Free-man".

Though a destined hero, he still has no reason to speak. Curious as to how he got through school...

Headcrabs still fear Gordan till this day...

by OvalvaSix January 5, 2005

Freemanism

The belief and following that Morgan Freeman is and always will be god. He is actually God acting as a man acting as a person in a movie.

John: Hey I'm atheist, What are you Jamal?

Jamal: Man Fuck Dat, I believe in Freemanism, Err' body know he be god.

by Jordan Fust August 15, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman

Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."

by Brainiac42 October 9, 2008