flashbang

REALLY quick sex.....like, "mmm...mmm...okay were done"

The kids were home, so Mom and Dad had to have a flashbang

by ablindguy September 13, 2009

flashbang

Cum shot to the eye, temporary blinding the foe. Super effective!

I had sex with Caroline and finished her with a flashbang. She was blinded by the hot flashbang

by Mr.Sex February 12, 2014

Flashbang

A flash bang is when your about to bust a nut while your getting head and you hit the girls ears with both your hands and then bust in her ears so at the end she cant hear or see just like a real flash bang.

I flashbanged my girlfriend last night.

by chad433 June 30, 2008

Russian Flashbang

When you nut in a girls eyes and run out the door

"he didn't even say bye, he just did a Russian Flashbang"

by semondemon0001 September 8, 2022

Flashbanged

When a policeman flashes their lights to pull someone over.

When we were on our way back from school we saw four people get flashbanged! There's some crazy drivers out there!

by Damahr March 21, 2011

flashbanged myself

Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.

As opposed to Crop Dusting.

Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.

I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.

I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.

by DAMU21 April 26, 2011

Flashbang

When a female flashes her titties and fucks you.

"Rip the homie Abraham, he got flashbanged by that thot."

by Imakebeans July 26, 2020