Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.

"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."

by 666onyou June 8, 2021

flabbergasted

Just so shocked and confused

Johnny was flabbergasted of the racist thing he just said

by Colin Ogle May 2, 2022

flabbergasted

a word of absolute excellence. a word only to describe the MOST surprised & shocked people.

“i was absolutely flabbergasted when i found my sister in my cousins bed.”

by el williams April 14, 2022

flabbergasted

Absolutely appalled

'I was flabbergasted by the size of the whale'

by SovietWizard December 8, 2020

Flabbergastful

To show how surprised or shocked you are. Or to describe something in a fun, positive way! This word can be used in the past, present, and future. For example..

Great wolf lodge will be so flabbergastful.

Great wolf lodge is so flabbergastful.

Great wolf lodge was so flabbergastful.

Disney was flabbergastful. Disney is flabbergastful. Disney will be flabbergastful

by AbbiandWyatt April 28, 2023

Flabbergasted

Beyond

Surprised could be in a good way or a bad way

Brodie I am flabbergasted

by Kind— chava May 27, 2022

Flabbergasted

To be extremely surprised or shocked.

I'm absolutely flabbergasted Woross is mentally capable of wiping his own ass.

by you better bring back flux May 18, 2019