Fister

Someone who is prone to "fisting".

"Ima' pull a Fister!"

by Aircroth March 28, 2009

Fisted

When a man puts his fist into a vagina.

Wow, I heard Lori totally got fisted last night.

by trips1232 April 28, 2010

Jupiter Fisted

Fisted hard by an alien, that you almost die.

Erin: "I got Jupiter fisted last night, I almost died"

Mitch: "You have to be careful with the Jupiter fisting, I had a friend that died"

by pvilleslut November 12, 2013

Crisco Fisted

Made by Tim Green of Rock town IL.
Made popular by Tim Green, Ian Green, Steve Varner in tampa bay Fl.

A brutal term Refering to anal fisting a female with large amounts of lube
or in lack of lube baking products i. e. Crisco

To shove ones hand into a container of Crisco then putting that fist into a females ass for sexual pleasure.

man 1- "Damn, you hit that?"
man 2- " I Crisco Fisted that bitch"

past tense

I Crisco Fisted that hoe

future tense

I would so Crisco Fist that bitch.

by V and G September 27, 2009

Spore fister

One who fists spores.

Fungi reproduces asexually through sporing. Thus, those individuals who you call "asexual" as an insult can also be called a "spore fister" as they are attracted to spores.

You're such an asexual spore fister!

by AxlRose August 12, 2007

fisterectomy

Removal of part or all of the uterus through an uppercut forceful enough to render the patient permanently barren.

Chelsea wouldn't shut up, so I had to perform an emergency fisterectomy.

by infinityfarmer October 4, 2013

Fishlets

Baby fishes

Chavini released the fishlets into the pond hoping to harvest them when they grow up.

Danica was playing with the fishlets when her mother called her for lunch.

by Jini r July 22, 2020