Old Fashioned

A drink that consists of bourbon, fruit, and a bit of the bartender's urine.

Hey, can I get an Old Fashioned with extra shit please?

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

old fashioned rimjob

The sexual act of spreading your load on your partner's asshole like shaving cream, then tying a razor to your dick and shaving your partner's asshole with your dick razor, and clean out the mess with your mouth.

Jake: Hey bitch, how did you like that old fashioned rimjob?

Maria: I think you need to try again, my ass is itching like crazy.

by Faggalicious 2 March 13, 2011

new fashioned

A blowjob. Since an 'old fashioned' is a handjob, a 'new fashioned' is a blowjob. A step higher! ;)

Joe: I got a KILLER old fashioned from Suzy last night!

Steve: Oh yeah, well i got a NEW FASHIONED!! >;)

by TheOneYoullNeverKnow September 21, 2011

old fashioned autotune

1. Actual talent, not relying on autotune to find and sustain correct pitch
2. Being practiced in vocal audiation (hearing a pitch in one's head before vocalizing it)

Guy 1: Damn, <live performing vocalist> is retardedly good.
Guy 2: Psh, it's all autotuned.
Guy 1: No, he's actually singing well.
Guy 2: Old fashioned autotune!

by Whiskey Phil February 20, 2011

Old Fashioned Liposuction

When someone shakes the muffin tops of his friend until they fall off.

Corey: If you don't stop quoting scrubs, I'm going to give you an old fashioned liposuction

by Shape-Ups February 6, 2012

dad's old fashioned root beer

a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added

guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.

by yuh8me June 27, 2012

old-fashioned shower

refers to the actual shower which came into existence in the early 1800s. In contrast to the modern shower (shower in a can), which although gives a great sense of freshness, is no match to the cleanliness achieved by taking an old-fashioned shower. The term "old-fashioned shower" originated from The Stepbrother.

James: "wow i feel real nasty right now, toss me your shower in a can"
The Stepbrother: "nah man, it won't work, your too sweaty and nasty, what you need is an old-fashioned shower."

by LilBibby2342 October 8, 2005