Firestone

When you go to take a piss right after sexual intercourse and it burns like a motherfucker!

You: What the fuck are you screaming about man?

Me: HOLYASSFUCKINGMOSES I JUST LAID A BITCH OUT AND NOW MY PISS BURNS LIKE SHAT!

You: Ah...the ol' firestone ey?

by Penguin Pussy December 23, 2009

Firesword

Cool sword made of fire, An powerfull weapon in the New cool game Ultima 7.

Look at my cool firesword

by Lofa Pope April 26, 2003

Fakestorming

This is when your boss pulls you and group of your coworkers together to "brainstorm" a concept when they already have a plan. This fake brainstorm is designed to make you feel valued and important, but it actually does the opposite.

I hate it when Joe Bossy Pants gives us a research assignment only to find out in the "brainstorm" that he already has a concept and he needs us to implement it. It's a total fakestorming session.

by h2ogurl June 17, 2010

firestarter

Douche bag that is way obsessed with Urbandictionary.com

We know urban dictionary is cool firestarter, no need to link to it all the time.

by nicotine November 6, 2004

firestarter

An adult who can not wait until 12 o'clock new years eve to light the fireworks.

- Hey sweety it is midnight new years eve, lets shoot some fireworks!
- Sorry darling, Bill came along this morning and he is a firestarter, so there is nothing left.

by fhg72 December 30, 2014

fretstorming

When one person drags others into their overreaction to an event, often something that is completely out of everyone's control.

"Oh my God, the line is so long, what do we do??? We have to do something!"

"Stop fretstorming and have a french fry."

by ejesse April 13, 2007

Firestarter

A person who consistently supplies the bottles, shots or buckets of Fireball to a party or group at a bar. Widely loved, rarely fucked with.

"We drink so much Fireball when Joe is around, we never remember what happened the next day but it sure is fun. He's a firestarter."

by AdMan21 July 26, 2014