my finger slipped

oops my finger slipped~ a saying used to sarcastically say you did something by accident (but you actually did it on purpose)

Friend~*kills me in-game*
Friend~oops my finger slipped
Me~grrrrrrrr

by XxZoexX August 9, 2020

No Finger February

Girls can’t finger themselves for the whole month of February! NFF

Boy - It’s NFF
Girl - What does that mean?
Boy - No Finger February! So you can’t finger yourself!
Girl - AWH FUCK!

by Poderino! November 4, 2019

Shining Finger

A technique used by Shining Gundam, in which the Gundam's hand glows and becomes able to crush a gundam's head with ease.

Teased as being a sexual move, when it is really not at all.

Domon Kashuu:"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Shining Finger!"

*Grabs gundam head and crushes it like paper*

by Zaku56 October 17, 2008

breath getting fainter

The immediate reaction of the entire world after seeing GeorgeNotFound in TommyInnit's new vlog. He is just so beautiful and stunning. 404twt can't stop winning.

"GeorgeNotFound is after me. Breath getting fainter. I can see Dream smiling at me." "Breath getting fainter-JAY GOGYSIMP"

by Asunaiiii April 20, 2021

Five finger discount

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

Shit Filtered Fart

A punjent fart which is filtered through shit in the anus before being expelled.

Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.

Aww man, I keep doing shit filtered farts, I better go and take a shite.

by Scott Andrew Daly January 24, 2009