fuckitis

A benign illness which causes afflicted people to pronounce a derivative of fuck in every sentence. Can happen to anybody, and lasts 12 to 48 hours.

college kid: That exam was fuckin hard. But the fuckin prof gave me an fuckin A! Fuck yeah !
grandpa: what's his problem?
mom: fuckitis.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

Fuckity fuck fuck

let's face it...saying it once just doesn't mean anything anymore...

Someone: "Time to do some Solids homework!!"
You: "FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!"

by Homestar runner February 1, 2005

Fuckit List

1. The list of people you want to fuck before you die despite overwhelming negative odds; Rachel McAdams

2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom

Father: Raquel Welsh and Sophia Loren are tied at the top of my fuckit list, what about you?
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren?
Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.

by AirplaneDonk November 8, 2010

fuckits

When you don't feel like doing anything you have the fuckits cuz you're like, "Ehh, I could do it, but fuck it. I don't feel like it."

Dude I don't even care right now. I got a major case of the fuckits and I don't feel like doin shit.

by Kari Merchant March 24, 2009

Fuckitupism

1. The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends

3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.

5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.

Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

Guy who got fucked up :

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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

fuckito

A small or little fuck. From the Spanish diminutive suffix: -ito.

To be honest, I give a fuckito.

by garbage_day May 11, 2016

Fuckity

Fuckity

fuh-kit-tee

adjective
1. infested with problems

2. Slang; crazy, broken, problematic

I cannot login to my email today. It is certainly acting real fuckity indeed.

by sudsandjunk July 25, 2016