Flaker

Someone who bails or goes completely MIA for events

Where is Irene? Why is she such a flaker? #zerobrotherhood

by Flaker879 February 10, 2015

Fakery

A bakery which misleadingly sells thawed frozen goods, pre-processed goods or baked goods made off-premises.

The cake I bought at the fakery was definitely a frozen cake, it didn't taste very fresh.

by dollar bill yallz February 18, 2017

Fakerpuff

Someone who claims to be Hufflepuff, but who exhibits traits opposite to that of the house such as being disloyal, lazy, petty, and egotistical.

Guy - You cheated on him?
Girl - Yea, he wasn't giving me the attention I needed.
Guy - Fakerpuff.

by 123OFOTCNCOGWE321 May 27, 2021

Ficker

A card in a game that is really bad.

That card is a real Ficker.

by mariefranz January 25, 2022

Funk Faker

1. Someone trying to be something they're not.

2. Faking the funk

I just bought half carat diamond studs!

You're white, stop being a funk faker.

by SJS. February 28, 2011

social media faker

A person who posts things on social media, looking like she/he has the most awesome life ever, looking like she/he is very popular and/or looking like they're really hot. But in real life they are nothing more than a plain person, or even just a loser.
The social media faker can go pretty far with trying to look awesomer than they are in real life. things such as making fake accounts and using it following themselves, commenting and liking het posts, use certain like/follow apps that get them more likes and followers.
But also just changing their outer appearance by editing their pictures -too much- or talking like they're highclass

Did you see Nora's new post?

Yeah she's such a Social Media Faker.

by Tigercute January 11, 2016

fiskering

The act of lesbians scissoring with underwear on. A safety version of the real scissor action.

I caught Jenny and Brenda fiskering last night in her parents bed.

by B Scribble November 6, 2012