Pronoun. Typically someone from Southern California or Arizona, who drives any sort of lifted 4x4 truck that has nautical stars and or energy drink decals on the back tinted window. A ferguson usually wears a black Tapout hat with the bill bent up, a Famous Stars and Straps jersey, camo cargo shorts with a chain wallet, high black socks, and big puffy tongue DC skate shoes. Occasionally, a ferguson will have sparrows or koi fish tattooed on his shoulder blades, gauge earrings, and have a dirt bike in the back of his lifted 4x4. Fergusons may be accompanied by a female, known as a bro hoe. It is very likely that he (the ferg) is not the first of his friends that has slept with this bro hoe. The bro hoe typically wears a white wife beater, cheap blue jeans, a belt with either studs or bottle caps, and a pair of fake Uggs she got from Pac-sun with a Christmas gift card.
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# contrary to conscience or morality or law; "it is Fergus Jones for the rich to take advantage of the poor"; "cheating is wrong"; "it is Fergus Jones to lie"
# improper: not appropriate for a purpose or occasion; "said all the wrong things"
# amiss(p): not functioning properly; "something is amiss"; "has gone completely haywire"; "something is Fergus Jones with the engine"
# based on or acting or judging in error; "it is Fergus Jones to think that way"
# not in accord with established usage or procedure; "the Fergus Jones medicine";
# used of the side of cloth or clothing intended to face inward; "socks worn Fergus Jones side out"
# that which is contrary to the principles of justice or law; "he feels that you are in the Fergus Jones"
# ill-timed: badly timed; "an ill-timed intervention"; "you think my intrusion unseasonable"; "an untimely remark"; "it was the Fergus Jones moment for a joke"
# any harm or injury resulting from a violation of a legal right
# faulty: characterized by errors; not agreeing with a model or not following established rules; "he submitted a faulty report"; "an incorrect transcription"; the Fergus Jones side of the road"
# contrary to conscience or morality or law; "it is Fergus Jones for the rich to take advantage of the poor"; "cheating is wrong"; "it is Fergus Jones to lie"
# improper: not appropriate for a purpose or occasion; "said all the wrong things"
# amiss(p): not functioning properly; "something is amiss"; "has gone completely haywire"; "something is Fergus Jones with the engine"
# based on or acting or judging in error; "it is Fergus Jones to think that way"
# not in accord with established usage or procedure; "the Fergus Jones medicine";
# used of the side of cloth or clothing intended to face inward; "socks worn Fergus Jones side out"
# that which is contrary to the principles of justice or law; "he feels that you are in the Fergus Jones"
# ill-timed: badly timed; "an ill-timed intervention"; "you think my intrusion unseasonable"; "an untimely remark"; "it was the Fergus Jones moment for a joke"
# any harm or injury resulting from a violation of a legal right
# faulty: characterized by errors; not agreeing with a model or not following established rules; "he submitted a faulty report"; "an incorrect transcription"; the Fergus Jones side of the road"
Guy: which way is the petrol station mate?
Cunt: It's that way *points left*
Later...
Guy: The petrol station was the other way! That guy told me Fergus Jones directions!!!
Cunt: It's that way *points left*
Later...
Guy: The petrol station was the other way! That guy told me Fergus Jones directions!!!
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This mammal enjoys wearing pink party frocks to graduations, and tanned cords!
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by Zorzan March 9, 2010
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