forlan

A striker for Uruguay who currently plays for Atletico Madrid, formerly for Manchester United. He played in the 2002 and 2010 World Cups, and in 2010 he propelled Uruguay to fourth place. He scored 5 goals and won the Golden Ball for being the best player in the tournament. Women around the globe are in awe of his magnificent golden hair.

Diego Forlan kinda looks like a statue of a Greek god.

by Bromina August 14, 2010

Fernando Muslera

The best goalie of all goalies. He's handsome and has a total baby face. He was first choiced as the Uruguayan goalie in the 2010 FIFA World Cup in Africa. He's 190 centimeters tall and was born on June 16 1984. He blocked out two penalty kick for the Uruguay team during the match against Ghana. He's number 1 or 86 and plays for the Lazio team during the qualifying matches.

Did you see him? That's Fernando Muslera.

by Zena & Hercules July 24, 2010

Farlan Church

He deserves the title "Humanities sexiest" or at least he did before he was viciously nommed in half by a titan *spoiler whoops*. His hair probabley added about 3 inches to his original height; he may just be a torso and a head, but at least he has his majestic-ass hair.

When booty calls, I shit you not, Farlan Church will be on the scene. *Internal screaming*

by TheMainCinnamonRoll July 6, 2016

Feranmi

Feranmi's are jovial and fun to be around. However, the have a definite focus and strive for success. Spaghetti comes before anything and PUBG will ne'er die !!!

Where's Feranmi?? I need his wisdom in this situation

by theAjstars November 21, 2019

Fernandes-ed

When a "friend" in you fantasy football premier league swindles you out of a great player during a trade.

Damn it, i just got fernandes-ed by James, thought i waa getting a good trade!

by Jt2501991 December 25, 2020

felandoed

fe-lan-doed
-verb
1. The hopeless sense that one feels when his/her expectations have been defied.*

*Also, in some instances, this can be applied to the feeling that one gets when a lecture seems to be over but isn't.

1. "Wait, class isn't over??? I just got felandoed!"
2. "She's a man? I just thought she had a deep voice! I just got felandoed!"
3. "A death so sudden, she was doing so well. It is a shame that the local pit bull was faster than she. FELANDOED!"

by Dovnd Arulai November 27, 2007

Fernandina Beach High School

A school full of BAD BEHAVED ghetto ass white kids who think having a nicotine addiction is a personality trait. This school has shitty teachers, a shitty principal, AND nasty bathrooms. Don’t send your kid to FBHS.

Damn bro, Fernandina Beach High School is TRASH!

by Brison99Barnn September 11, 2021