Felony in progress

When a black man dates or marries a non black woman.

Oh look, there is Toby and Debbie. A felony in progress!

by Hugh G. Rekshon June 15, 2011

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

Felonious Chubby Chaser

The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.

Elvin is the most classic example of a Felonious Chubby Chaser.

by DocHuskie April 10, 2008

Felony Dick Fishin'

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.

After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.

by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012

felonious criminal defendant

An indicted criminal defendant who is awaiting trial. See TRAITOR TRUMP.

Isnt that the TRAITOR TRUMP? You know the FELONIOUS CRIMINAL DEFENDANT who stole classified documents?

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 14, 2024

Felonious Gru

A Tall Man from Despectable Me

Felonious Gru means He is dead

by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS February 2, 2024

Felonious

Engaging in acts of fellatio while listening to the greatest hits of famous jazz great, Thelonious Monk.

Man that felonious was FUNKY.

by Stillnosenseatall July 1, 2019