Felony in progress

When a black man dates or marries a non black woman.

Oh look, there is Toby and Debbie. A felony in progress!

by Hugh G. Rekshon June 15, 2011

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

Felonious Chubby Chaser

The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.

Elvin is the most classic example of a Felonious Chubby Chaser.

by DocHuskie April 10, 2008

Felony Dick Fishin'

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.

After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.

by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012

felony douchebaggery

Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.

Closing lanes on the GWB as political payback was clearly an act of felony douchebaggery.

by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014

Felony

Said when a person is very joyful and optimistic all the time.
A common phrase from places around the Pacific Ocean.

SpongeBob: "Hmm, what's a felony?"

Squidward: "Being too darn happy all the time."

SpongeBob: "Oh yeah! Lots and lots of felony."

by Tochereador March 21, 2025

Culinary Felony

When people, often white people, create culinary dishes that utilize random components that have no reason being mixed together

White people adding raisins to potato salad is straight up a culinary felony

by QuestionMarks October 21, 2023