febuary 7

National get free nudes from anyone day

Joey:hey can I get some nudes??
Lily:wtf no
Joey:but is February 7
Lily: oh right it’s febuary 7th national get free nudes day ok

by Camryn chasten February 7, 2021

febuary 8th

annoying bitches are born on this day but also funny sometimes

whens ur birthday? febuary 8th? explains alot.

by anonymous July 27, 2021

febuary 8th

The day the worst people are born I mean the most annoying pieces of shit are born

Steven: she was born on febuary 8th she must be a bitch

by Order_77 March 2, 2022

Febuary 3

Febuary 3 is national fuck your crush day

Girl: Heyyy
Boy: Hi wanna fuck?
Girl: Why?
Boy: It's Febuary 3
Girl: Ok!

by big_dick12345678 February 2, 2022

Febuary 29

Oppa can you be my namja chingoo? Oppa Janka man! I still sarang you nomu nomu chincha! Ur dalla dalla I chowa you uwu

"hi"
"onion hasseyo OPPAR"
"onion?"
"Can you be my appa?"
"Anya!"
"Appaaaa Janka man! It's febuary 29"
"Ahhh araso"

by Papidaddybigtiddie October 22, 2019

Febuary 5th

On the 5th day of febuary, a legend was born. Benny Rastvakt started roaming schoolyards with his fancy vest and megaphone.

On febuary 5th we celebrate the birth of Benny Rastvakt.

by Staroslav February 4, 2019

Febuary 29th

This day is natianol Smack your mom or dad day. GO SMAK THEM

That Febuary 29th is cool bc u can smack your parents/guardian

by Bisexual_Don'tJudge December 1, 2020