Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)

Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

by John Antonelli November 9, 2004

febreze

to take a quick shower

tina: Just got back from the gym.
gina: Lets go.
tina: Let me febreze myself.
gina: hurry up!

by nathan August 10, 2004

febreze

To keep it fresh, usually used during a goodbye

Person: ight, Ima bout to leave
You: Keep it febreze

by Only Mikey Olivera on myspace March 22, 2008

febreeze?

a fabric freshener/ household cleaner. now a slang word used as a substitute for the phrase "for real?". usually follows an interesting, previously unknown, or unbelievable statement.

:"yo, cuh, i just saw tupac up in that burger king we just passed!"

:"FEBREEZE? i knew he was still alive!"

by ricky kendall April 14, 2007

febreeze

used instead of fo real

Guy 1:I found out today that my wife is pregnant!

Guy 2:Are you febreeze?

by .:b-e-n:. August 3, 2007

Febreeze Fairy

When your spraying febreeze in a sweeping motion over a room after smoking a joint.its like your spreading stardust,of smell.

joe had to be the febreeze fairy on the way out of my room cause he was the last one out after smoking a joint.
totally like that

by him sim domsa dophalus August 5, 2010

freezedog

A very cold or frozen hotdog.

Time to warm up the freezedogs!

by AntisocialWeeb March 16, 2018