Fauxephile

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A person who has a mental disorder/illness or some kind of odd coping mechanism that makes them act or think pedophillic things
Example: pedophile ocd, etc

Jerry: I feel uncomfortable around children, my intrusive thoughts make me think imma do something bad to them.
Bob: dude, get therapy, you are a fauxephile

by IACNESS133 June 3, 2025

Fauted

A large, pants tearing, wall spattering fart filled with doodoo chunks that makes the whole room stink

John Davis fauted so hard he flew up in the air and reached the moon

by Richard Oxlong October 22, 2025