falling to the communists

1. euphemism for menstruation
2. synonym for riding the cotton pony, a visit from Aunt Flow, and checking into the Red Roof Inn.

"I need to buy some more Tampax because I'm falling to the communists this week."

by secret trust October 6, 2003

Falling Into Infinity

Falling Into Infinity is the 4th studio album by progressive metal band Dream Theater
It's the first and last full length studio album to feature Derek Sherinian, before he was fired to make way for Jordan Rudess.

DT Fan 1: omgah have heard Falling into Infinity ?
Elnimio: fuck off

by Jaimi December 27, 2007

failing at life

Being a completely worthless bag of flesh and/or waste of air. People who fail at life usually suck at everything.

Our president, George W. Bush, Jr.

by nion January 16, 2005

fartling

A derogatory term for a small child.

At the welfare office, I saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.

by Mr.Savage July 2, 2005

falling off the roof

A southerner's way of saying that they are menstruating or are on their period.

"I've been in such a bad mood this week. I guess it's because I've been 'falling off the roof'."

by Devanee May 26, 2006

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.

Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

Falling in like

When you have had multiple heartbreaks, and are incapable of love; however, you grow infatuated and find a spark that causes some sort of unanticipated feeling

Falling in like hurts because maybe, possibly, I still have feelings.

by Y-ROC June 22, 2017